That was definitely a porn plot just waiting to develop...
My professor really needs to stop abbreviating. I'll never remember what "Fun. Anal. Trade-offs?" means when i study.
TLC. RIGHT NOW. PRIMORDIAL TODDLERS.
He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
Dude, we somehow need to leave discretely with the toilet brush.
Stage 55 clinger. not a typo. I cannot even believe this shit.
You woke up in the middle of the night and told me we won the sweepstakes, the penis sweepstakes.
Without me, you would never be able to say you partied with a midget!
on the way to the hospital you kept asking if we could stop at the bar first. then you proceeded to puke out the window
I'm gonna have to fantasize about her dying just to get off.
It never makes you rethink your life choices when you're breaking into my apartment at 3 am to take a piss in my kitchen sink?
I'm here to help build your repertoire of drunken shenanigans and I should have been arrested stories
he's dressed up as pikachu 3 fucking years in a row and gotten laid each time. i don't understand
I've actually, minus lsat night have actually changed my drinking habits
No one can explain why there is Dora the Explorer shampoo in my shower...
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