So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
After you puked you called ur mom and told her you fucked on her bed, then u said "Have a good night mommy!" hung up and passed out on my couch
that would explain 17missed calls and 3 very angry voicemails from her
you were the first one he came out to and you announced it as the finale while singing karaoke at the bar
You'll be proud of me
Who did you not have sex with
Damn it...you know me too well
The girls at the police department photocopied my drinking ticket and told me to frame it and hang it on my wall. Then they gave me a free muffin and told me to party smarter next time.
Nothing says walk of shame like leather pants in daylight
He talked to you for like two seconds while you were shit faced doing Forest Gump impressions...how is that possible?
I messaged him asking for his address. He replied with the address then said, "If you're gonna stalk me, I'm the third window on the side and usually get naked around 8am and anytime randomly after 6pm (listen for music).. If you're sending anthrax, I'm 6'2" 225lbs so send a good amount."
As long as you don't want to make a shrine out of my eyelashes It's all good
Go have fun. I'm gonna go shower off the regret.
there’s plenty of nice guys out there with good jobs and NO felonies!
we had sex in his office so i figured it was appropriate to like his company's page on facebook
I just dropped a chicken nugget on the floor and seriously prayed that it would be ok....I think this job is making me crazy.
He passed out before we could have sex. I had no choice but to use his boner to hold my onion rings.
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