Sometimes your consistent use of proper punctuation makes me nervous D:
I'm actually pretty neutral about a lot of things. I'm like Switzerland with a penis.
The pine trees are waving at me.
Put the pipe down honey.
Hi trees.
Dude I broke my bong in half this morning. I kicked it as I was jerking off. I would never hide anything from you.
She came to college a virgin and left on court order. We ruined her.
whoooo knowwsss what george of the jungle juice is but i feel like im in the promised land
A sandwich with pizza as the bread. I love you.
YES WITH THE SQUARE KIND OF SLICES
Its fiiine, tuesday is like the thursday of wine wednesday. And i mean, free beer for girls at the grove...im not NOT gonna take that offer up!
Look at your life. Look at your choices.
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
I had to bail out of the tour de Franzia because I have class Saturday morning. Grad school is ruining my life
Remember when you tried to talk but you could only count by 2s?
My mind doesn't wanna day drink but my heart does.
We found you in the bathroom at 1AM throwing money into the toilet making wishes. That drunk.
.... Seriously?
Don't mind me, I'm just walking 2 miles across campus with no jacket, covered in highlighter, and carrying a hair extension. Gotta love miami!
Hey what are you up to?
I am wear the people with the mustaches live. I have found their home.
DUDE, WE BOUGHT THE ACID TOGETHER.
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