mmm... i enjoy making beautiful women smile
Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
The new Black Eyed Peas song is the stupidest shit I've heard since the last Black Eyed Peas song.
I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
he's from indiana, of course he's clueless about "g-spots"
I just found a babydoll head in my sink where we ripped it off and did shots out of it.
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
I'm just gonna ignore the fact that I have no pants on and find a way home. A good one-nighter never goes back for his pants.
He made a fake guest pass that was just a note card with "I'm here. Me." written in sharpie, and tried to convince the security guard it was real.
I dont know if you relize this but ive been high ly medicated in my room for a whil now. GOing out into the real world would make me li ke tom ha nks. im not ready to be tom hanks..
I feel like all of the victims from Seven. Best birthday weekend ever.
Although I'm glad you didn't let my climb in the sink, I really wish you would have let me pretend to be a duck in the shower for a little longer
Buying a new bed right now. My options are limited because I need to be able to be tied to it.
Look, I've got a really big car. We just need to put ourselves in it and put some body parts in other body parts.
Found this cake smashed up inside a box on the sidewalk. Im saying yes to adventure and eating some.
Taking a nap. Sidewalk cake kicked my ass. It had boston creme filling!
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