ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
They past out watching a re-run of the 1984 presidential debate on cspan
everyone contributed. i held her hair back, he rubbed my vag... it was a team effort.
in the past 3 nights i've fucked a millionaire, a drug dealer and a civil engineer... i dont really have a "type" anymore
Three questions... How drunk were you? How long until we can make fun of you for this? Do you even really need a spleen?
i don't care if its just a preseason game, my pick up a guy and suck him off in the bathroom skills are in midseason form
You can glorify being single all you want but relationships are awesome. I haven't gone more than 24 hours without sex since June.
I feel like despite his sleaziness I could be friends with this man. he just sent me a picture of his dog's balls.
And, through a series of unfortunate events, I am at my grandmothers birthday party in a short dress and no underwear
The Blue Grotto manager called. He asked me for your name and number. Apparently, on reviewing the videotape he noticed you consumed a whole pizza by yourself. He indicated that he has a tshirt for you and wants to put your picture on his eating wall of fame. Apparently, you are the first such person to complete this incredible feat of eating. Congratulations to you!! I am so proud.
I don't know his last name, but he's in phone as Pat the conqueror.
Dude get here. I just re-invented nachos. For real though. They werent real before right now
Got myself invited to boss's family dinner party, drank too much, and fucked boss's brother in his parent's house. Just another Wednesday.
I did not pay that kind of money so that It could be hidden. that bra needs to shine in glory so that it can be seen by the world.
I paid for lunch, then he made a bunch of holes in my wall and destroyed my bathroom.
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