And i quote: "where's y'alls from comin' in with them accents?" - from a mississipi mcdonalds
The djing cat is back again. I think he just makes appearances when im shit drunk just to fuck with my mind.
I was just expressing concern for your pickle consumption.
I'm not considering your visit a success until we've fucked every cock in the ethnic rainbow...between the four of us we should have it done by x-mas
It's that thing where you don't have any food so you just drink beer to get your needed calories for the day.
She roared AMY HORNEY and hulk hoganed her shirt off. Fuckin marriage time bro
She asked if I wanted to "Mormon Motorboat" her, which I guess is just motor-boating her through her cloths. Turns out I did.
Can't tonight. I'm supposed to get drugs for some college kids. Just doin my part in helping to enlight america's future
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
candyland with pharmaceuticals ... what could go wrong
I get a little bitchy. We all know that
Congratulations, you have turned my vagina into a garden hose.
yo dude not sure how this happened but im drunk at your house eating burritos with your mom and sister. hope you're having fun in new zealand
dude idk where I am. fuckin like. there wheat field and a horizon and shit. I think I got on a bus? some dude named Sam gave me a pamphlet about Jesus.
Did you really kidnap my goldfish last night?
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