well it doesn't count as a walk of shame if he drops you off at your class in his golf cart
my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
He keeps trying to sell me the forks from his kitchen drawer
I'm shutting down my vagina temporarily...it's like the last two weeks were a going out of business sale...and now it needs a break...
Dude this breakup has officially hit rock bottom. sitting around watching women's NCAA basketball instead of going out
We are going all out this weekend. My liver is already smiling.
You'd love her. She's outspoken like us. And appreciates a big penis and a strong drink.
I thought it was improvement but then i realized sex isn't an emotion and I hate everyone
Feels like I ran a marathon last night. A tequila marathon.
We smoked a huge blunt and then laid in bed naked eating strawberry shortcake good humor bars. We have the perfect relationship.
He uses Bing as his search engine...but he's great in bed. So obviously I'm torn.
Blame the bisexuality and move on?
Two of the boys I banged while living in that house are about to move into it hahhaaha
Pumped to get "pass out-wake up in Berlin-buy a chinchilla" drunk?
he walked off and puked in the sand. then he made a sand castle over it so that "it wouldn't upset the kids"
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