For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
My eyes are so dilated i literally have night vision right now.
Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
I only have two new blunt burns this year as opposed to freshman year's 6. This is growing up.
I'll be honest with you, my dick was out at that point in time.
Douche bag was crowd surfing, sack punched him. Crowd carried him away in a ball of agony. LIFE=COMPLETE.
Just gave a blow job while wearing a shirt that says 'world's coolest mom' idk how my conscience feels...
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
Its a sick, sad, world when parents get more ass then you.
Just letting everyone know that I am still alive after last night. On a related note, this is the 15th "I'm not dead!" mass text I've sent. You've got to celebrate the little things.
She found my old SD card with stuff I "didn't keep" or "didn't record us doing".... She's pissed but really horny. Did I just win at sex?
Welcome to Missouri, the show me your genitals state.
I just found one of your beard hairs in my oatmeal.
you can tell a lot about a person by the quality of their porn
It was somewhere in between an airport security patdown and a medical examination. No groping or squeezing, just brief pokes and pats.
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