Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
remember what we learned. dont lure girls w/ food at the bar. u dont want those ones
So i literally just wrote sorry on my quiz and turned it in.
What am I legally allowed to do to a girl that is the equivalent of me punching her in the face?
I had the spins so badly it was like I was having sex with 2 girls
if i actually bought condoms for every time i had sex, i could single handedly fix the economy
I don't think the cop knew you were on ecstasy until you asked for a back rub.
Then he complimented me on how excellent I was at breathing through my nose
I'm making you a bingo card for hookups of the school year 2011-12 so you can make even worse life decisions next year
There are 144 bottles of wine in my mother's pantry. She just shrugged her shoulders and said it was for the wine pong tournament on Christmas Day.
I am incapable of maintaining a guy's interest in me. It's like erectile dysfunction but with feelings
fond memories of taking my pregnancy test here in this Burger King
she's a drunken disney princess. so basically me if i had a crown and no desire for independence.
... why is there baby oil , black socks and frozen hot dogs in the sink this morning ?
duddde i wasn't even home last night and someone elses clothes are on my floor and there glow sticks everywhere?!
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