bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
Just had a serious bathroom emergency at walmart a and it appears that i ate a taco bell burrito wrapper last night
Well, I just watched him puke into his pitcher at the bar, I doubt he cares about anything other than the fact that he needs a new beer.
You were offering to spell people's name for a dollar.
Cuz last time you told me I was going to be shocked about something you got a hand job from a stripper in canada
Is it possible to have pulled a muscle in my neck from passing out with my head in a bucket?
sooo what's the appropriate music to listen to after you find out the dude you been fucking, is legit married with kids...what genre is that?
OMG OMG OMG DID YOU KNOW THERE ARE MINI CHOCOLATE COWBOY HATS THAT MEN CAN BUY FOR THEIR PENISES?
Currently siting in the living room naked, staring at one of the girls across the street in her living room naked. This is like the most intense starting contest of all time.
How are you not embarrassed to know me. I'm a mess right now. I'm a walking, talking tornado of embarrassment
There no better feeling of self control than stopping yourself before telling your girlfriend she gives head just like her sister.
I just jerked off in front of my dog to make him jealous of my thumbs. There are consequences for stealing the last cheeto!
I just spent 3 hours in the back of an unmarked police cruiser. Best. Date. Ever.
By the end of our first date my penis was pierced.
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