just mention it in a side comment sometime today... like oh by the way i have a daughter but um yeah my day was good
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
We just licked a sour creme and onion chip for salt for a tequila shot. Our vacation has officially begun.
So I gave him a handjob and now we aren't friends anymore
You're at Notre Dame. What did you expect?
where are you?
Hypothermia
i miss our vodka / percocet laundry days.
We just did a shot to "getting laid in the bar bathroom". I love where this thursday is headed
And your cousins porn shouldn't have been the first straight porn you watched. And for that I am sorry
I can get stoned and we can bake and then I can eat 70% of it and it will be awesome
Just fyi there is a naked girl somewhere in your house. I woke up and she was gone, definitely left her clothes tho
Stoned stonnnnnnned on the raaaaange
"This must be what Jayden Smith feels like all the time"
If I get laid tonight it will 1.) Prove that the sex gods do in fact exist, and 2.) Show that I am one motherfucking badass bitch.
He's bringing a lesbian pretending to be his girlfriend to family Christmas. I can not wait to see how this goes.
When campus security rolled up he stole their car and drove it like 100 feet. Then he walked up and gave back the keys because it was a hyundai.
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