so she proceeds to puke everywhere, look up at me like a sick dog, and then say, "i'll finish if you want me to."
you said youd get me home safely, you dropped me off at 9:30 last night and i just woke up on my porch.
are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
I acted like I was still sleeping as she gathered her stuff to leave.. that's when she let one rip
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
we were on a sandy mattress. i was wearing a sweatshirt with a poodle on it and eating a whopper jr. i wouldn't have fucked me either.
So there I was.....spitting on my goldfish just to keep it alive.
I admit it's going to be hard to top a limo orgy and Mcnuggets....but I have faith in you
you kept looking at stripers and saying " Go to College"
You were my sober police. You had one job and you failed miserably.
I'm a corrupt cop.
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
It feels like the devil is humping my brain with his razor sharp erection.
The CEO is puking on the sidewalk and the HR director just offered me coke. Engineers have the best parties
Your dick. My mouth. We have 20 minutes.
Nah, we’re just sitting around talking about different kinds of boners
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