so the sex was amazing up until the point where she said "wow, you're even better than your dad!"
hey I'm just gonna fall asleep in the bathroom at the library call me when you're done with class
how are you not completely traumatized after 8 years of friendship with me?
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet.
he said i looked like a lion with slutty lingerie on .
I just found a bag of teeth...
I cartwheeled across every street... They tried to stop me but I bit anyone who came near me
Possibly having a threesome with my ex boyfriend and his current girlfriend was great closure on that subject
You seemed underwhelmed by my smooth, smooth ass
Do him. As soon as possible and as often as possible. That's what Oprah would say
Is it disrespectful or patriotic to pole dance on an american flag pole?
We are taking a shrt nap on the sidewalk cme fine me if you want but dont wake me up
IT'S MY BIRTHDAY. I SHOULDN'T HAVE TO DRIVE 3 HOURS FOR BIRTHDAY SEX.
I just asked Geoff what he is going to do because Hester left he said he was going to have gay sex with America.
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