In a few years, 50 babies 50 states. Like it?
Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
mom asked me why i'm never sober at family events, i told her i learned it from her.
I remember sucking his bleeding finger and then it's all black until he had his hand down my pants.
I just found a bottle of gin in my vegetable crisper. Party is back on.
The smoke alarm went off as soon as we opened the closet.
Its kind of weird knowing that im only seeing you that day to fuck in some woods
Can we please get through at least one night out when you DON'T threaten to have sex with one of my parents?!?!
Also, I've found a new way to get drunk at work for free. Everytime I make a bushwhacker and there's extra... I put it in a cup. Its the Never ending drink.
We swapped clothes. He left in a v-neck and I left in a tuxedo. Classiest walk of shame or the gayest?
Dude I thought she was trying to turn my dick inside out
As long as you keep bringing fries home, i'll keep being naked when you get home
Dave is getting a lap dance to the venga boys
this is not a drill
I just saw a cat, if i ate those mushrooms 15 minutes earlier i wouldn't have made it to the bar
We hotboxed his bathroom. going to be a good night
Hotbox went wrong - smoke sets off fire alarm. Firefighters coming
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