Instead of having sex, we spent the entire night making pillow forts and have sword fights. I think I'm in love
I'm going to come in a little later this morning....there's no heterosexual way to say this....$1 flip flop sale at old navy
There is a 15" subwoofer mounted inside our fridge. I've never been more proud of myself.
he will always be the guy i fucked in the hallway.
not to be a dick but do you remember the names of all your friends i made out with after we broke up?
It's official. 2011 is the year of sport fucking
I don't know where Tiffany is but I just saw her shoes in the bar lost and found
who knew i was capable of sobriety and human-like emotions all in the same night?
I like to keep a steady black out going for the holidays. I feel it makes me less cynical
ahhhh just came to creep and you're not there AND your thong you were wearing last night is on the floor..someone has some explaining to do
Wat day did I have sex in my sleep? I just made a Dr appt for Friday and I want to talk to her about it
I'm at a new rock bottom. Malibu on ice at work because it's the only thing they've got and no mixers.
Our nipples touched last night. It was tender.
I’m really regretting these suede pants.
Baby Shark came on during sex.
She has BABY SHARK on her sex playlist. Who does that?
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