I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
Well that wasnt the exboyfriend i expected to hook up with today
Dude, we took our shirts off and set our chest hair on fire. That's a low point.
You raise a valid concern
Side note, we are 25 fighting over our sophmore year RAs Drunk facebook attention
Oh god I think I promised some guy from high school that I'd be his fuck buddy in like 3 months
next time we drink: battle shots.
battle shots or battle shits? if its the first, explain. if its the second I think I figured it out.
She was throwing my stuff away and then before I knew it she was sucking my dick. It was like some fucked up sour patch kids commercial
She gave me what I will now dub a "hurricane sandy". Loud, wet and sloppy BJ that made me want to stay home and complain about shit on the Internet
Why is it that every study session with you turns into a hunt for drugs?
Just saw a woman trying to order Mcdonalds at a trash can. God bless America.
My dad just accidentally taught me how to make fake IDs. I love my life.
ALSO I MAYBE ACCIDENTALLY HAND CUFFED MYSELF TO A CHAIR
Where the fuck are you? I just got punched in the nose by a tourist
They cut me off when I tried to pee in the corner of the bar.
I hate that I still want him to look at me as the vagina that got away.
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