scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
Reindeer Drinking Games will soon commence. Get over here while we're still sober enough to answer the door.
Just got blown whilst getting my high score on bejeweled blitz. There's still a month and a half left of summer and my bucket list is empty...
I'm sitting by myself in my bra eating a waffle and drinking pineapple rum. gamedaaaayyyyyyy
Ill bet we could have atleast fucked a girl who fucked a guy who has fucked tara reid. That's a famous circle right?
About to see some guy and give him a glance that tries to express how sorry i am for blowing his friend while he was getting a BJ in the same room
WHYAREWHITEGUYSSOBADINBED?! What the fuck went wrong, evolution?
Number of twigs I found in my hair: 5
She dresses cool and she's mean. And she has fake boobs I feel like I can relate to her on so many levels.
should I tell them that both of them had sex with me last Saturday? it might be a relationship builder type of thing you know?
I don't know. Something about answering "what did you do on Sunday?" Seems odd when the reply is, painted, went to the grocery store, put a restraint device on my bed.
Just went grocery shopping with a vibrator in my purse and didn't even realize it. This is what Saturdays are made for.
literally who communicates this much post-hookup why r u like this
I thought I needed to get laid. Turns out I just needed pasta.
If he flies out here I will sleep with him. I have morals, but not when it comes to southern accents
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