i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
I just want you to know the floor between our rooms isnt sound proof "Captain Cock"
I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
I really hope I'm not the first person who's had to wash vomit off of cash and credit cards.
also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
we're almost there. Shes pounding on the car window telling the nurse whos on a smoke break to fuck off.
Do you think it'd be inappropriate to have an I'm Not Keeping My Baby Party the day after her baby shower?
Oh and jess is gonna pee in our guest bedroom to mark her territory.
I just went to pick up my pigeon from your house. You should be getting a picture soon
I got a dollar bill stuffed into my bra on two separate occasions by two separate guys simply for having boobs. I feel like somewhere god is patting himself on te back while pointing at me goin "you're welcome dude." easiest two bucks I ever made.
You rolled around in the grass BEFORE we went in and said it was because "ladies love that eau de earth"
You're a five foot adderall and caffeine fueled ball of sexual frustration and suppressed rage. It's only a matter of time before you snap. We're taking bets on when.
new district manager is here. you need to come in early
5th mimosa says otherwise
Omg the sex was so good my ears popped. Thank god too. Cause then I didn't have to hear him going on and on about his dumbass feelings. It's called a booty call bitch.
She totals her lexus and all she wants is to have crazy wild sex.
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