doesn't he have a GF?
that just means you have to try harder.
i didn't have to try TOO hard, just told him i didn't want to know his name or...
direct quote: "i'm so over my clit" either best or most awkward conversation possible with your COUSIN
He kept starring at my ass and repeating "Its Just a beautiful piece of artwork."
haha you were so trashed that you deleted all of your christian music from itunes and kept saying"c-ya God, nice knowin ya"
its a sex-hate relationship...no love involved
just peed on my foot to get a spider off. that lazy.
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
Liz is crying about burritos again.
It feels like New Years Day all over again...me trying desperately not to throw up in the backseat & mom and dad blissfully unaware in the front
You're about to makeout with my vagina, I don't think she cares that you haven't brushed your teeth. Just get over here!
We were having a serious discussion about Blue's Clues and I just kept thinking, 'you've seen me naked'.
Today would have been my 8th wedding anniversary and I woke up with a hot European guy in my bed. Divorce has it's perks.
just had sex in the back of my high school auditorium #dreamcumtrue
Hangover and judgement, the breakfast of champions.
Also you think METH is on the same level of wanting to see the movie cats? We’re gonna unpack that later
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