Seriously, it was like sucking my thumb.. and im not even saying that to be spiteful b/c he is a really nice guy.
how do i tell her that i need alcohol to fuck her but at the same time i cant get a hard on with alcohol.
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
Just had such a rough shit, don't stop believin had to be played
If you have a glass table... Put it up. I don't wanna hurt myself again, I just got my stitches out...
Is it weird to say that getting an std with you was kinda romantic?
the only thing you and i have in common is the we like weed and looking at my naked body.
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
Pretty sure I sang "What Makes You Beautiful" to some random guy in a parking lot last night...
Ack! That is the first dick pic I've ever received. A) congrats B) that is way grosser than I ever thought t would be.
The extent of "getting it in" was this creepy guy sticking his finger in my bellybutton
For graduation he gave me roses, a giraffe necklace, and a butt plug. I think this might be my one shot at true love
I had sex on a sidewalk in downtown Chicago... I don't think I have anymore morals to lose.
Who wants to play the "pick up your shit from our floor because you're not paying rent or dating either of us" game?
She's still here. My penis can feel it.
Dude, I think she left with some dude like an hour ago
FOUND HER. I swear this thing is like a metal-detector
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