Just saw a denim jacket with the phrase christian cowboy...ridin with the lord under a picture of a cowboy in a sunset. I'm def in mississippi.
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
When he went down on me, I saw his bald spot... It completely ruined the experience
Remember when I said "no boyfriend, no problems"? I lied. Tequila. Tequila is a problem.
These days, you and me are swimming in dicks.
Marco
Polo
omg i just made best friends with a deer. Im like the drunk santa clause.
Pretty sure I picked a cat up off the street and took him home with me, fed him tuna, then let him go
I'd like to stay optimistic, but I have this nagging suspicion my penis is in for a disappointing holiday weekend.
I just realized that I have dated 5 unemployed guys...and 3 that drove pt cruisers...Turns out I do have a type.
Sorry it's taking so long, it's harder to take an ass pic with an iPad than you think
Can you please venmo me emergency money? i have no pants.
It's wednesday. OF COURSE HE'S DRUNK.
I got all the way to work before I realized there were Trojans in my bra.
And to be clear I have only watched porn like 3 times at work
Remember when you laughed that I downloaded a “fireplace” station on my Roku? I just woke up butt naked on my couch with my fireplace station playing. So there, guess that shows you. Now excuse me while I go back to sleep in front of my fireplace.
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