so she proceeds to puke everywhere, look up at me like a sick dog, and then say, "i'll finish if you want me to."
i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
she must've caught on when i went out for a "run" in jeans and a sweatshirt and came back holding a McDonalds bag and smelling like pot.
I may still return these pants. Depends how much they smell like alcohol by tmrw morning. I've already spilled once.
I know you don't remember, but the teeth marks on my face say it happened.
Complete silence. Background Willy Wonka music. An empty back of Lay's BBQ chips. These are the ingredients for an extreme acid trip.
It got messy; I did a shot of seamonkeys.
Florida has a way of just fucking with a person's soul and jizzing all over their hopes and dreams. Like existential bukkake.
It wasn't so much a one night stand as much as one night she puked on my nightstand.
I'd probably lick every tooth in Carly Rae Jepson's fucking mouth.
Teen Choice Awards are on if your wondering.
I had to write an apology letter to my roomate for hotboxing in our bathroom. What a bitch.
if you come you're not allowed to wear pants. if you arrive wearing pants you won't be wearing them long.
Should probably stop going into the gas station to look for the most normal person to hitch a ride with to drive me to a party
ah lol cocaine is strange when I dose I feel like an elephant running through a grocery store
She told us she had powers and that eating tree bark cures the shits.
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