I didn't say she couldn't, I said you shouldn't.
He should be on Bizare Foods after who he ate last night
The money shot is kinda like the "The End" part of a children's book isn't it?
it can't be normal that my body odor smells like fries
mike has just informed me of all the things he would put in his pussy if he was a woman. this includes door stops, power drills & g.i. joes.
"and then my dad would be all like 'hey mike, where's the remote?'"
I just caught myself doing the gator chomp to my tv. I need to get laid.
So...it's hour 4 of day 5 of week 7 of my internship, and so far all ive done is shred paper. all. day. long. it's like working for Enron.
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
Too late, the blunt's already in my cleavage
I am in macy's and just straight up heard an old lady taking a crap in her depends.
I ate her out for so long I might actually shit a vagina
Time flies when you're blacked out in a lake
I'm just going to have crazy good sex with him until one of us developed feelings that works in the movies right?
My gynecologist just said "don't worry, this won't be as hard as…well…" A FUCKING SEX JOKE NO
she hacked my macbook and downloaded an illegal version of the original pokemon red, completely nude in my computer chair. there were several levels of hornyness existing all at once
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