how the FUCK am I supposed to macarena while doubble fisting?
First shot of my 21st. 11 a.m. in econ class. Success.
you rubbed the head of my dick and said "I shall call you Squishy and you shall be mine and you shall be my Squishy."
just got super drunk mixing jägermeister with my lyme disease meds. even if my face goes paralyzed, at least i got smashed from it.
I had to have the lights off to hide my face. I was laughing so hard I almost peed in her mouth
It was disgusting, and I would've rather licked the condensation off the windows instead, but I figured that's wasn't very ladylike
So we played the stone cold theme song and continued to chug 2 beers at once and everyone just looked in shock
Brightest idea yet: lets drink enough at ladies-drink-free nights to make up for the cost of tampons. Breaking even on having vaginas!
I vaguely remember a drunken mid sex pinky promise to not let it get weird.
I just had a twenty minute discussion about endangered breed dog breeding with an Extremely drunk guy
So many questions...
Holy shit I've found my last one night stand in my Gran's knitting club
Something I can get at drive through, boobs out, don't want to get out of the car
WHY DID YOU DRUNK DIAL MY MOM?!
Because mine was sitting on the bar stool next to me...
dude, next time you say lets go on an adventure, tell me if there are going to be psychotrophics involved before hand.
i thought the time we went to a party with no shoes on was bad, how about the time you left with no pants on?
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