You made me cry and you don't even care
the sham wow guy got arrested for beating up a hooker.
ps i may or may not be wearing a sequined bra
Sadly no. But I was pantsless when they came to get me. Which made me miss you...
She said I was really immature but whatever...oh by the way we just bought a toilet and turned it into a beer bong so come over
i hope chris hansen doesn't have a boat
taking shots each time the weatherman says Dont go out in this blizzard
We got them high and they had an hour long debate on the best way to get cum out of eyes.
you better fuck at least one or both of them.
Word to the wise: do not smoke before going grocery shopping with only 12 bucks. So stressful.
Quite frankly, I consider the fact that I'm NOT pregnant one of my greatest achievements and I'd like to chronicle that ongoing success. I'm going to post pictures of me at "0 weeks" once a week.
You misunderstood me....i wasnt asking and it is not negotiable
You're making this sound more like a hostage situation than a booty call.
If it goes near your penis, it should not go near the Hawks.
You took a selfie with my hard dick and sent it to Scott with the caption 'Toldja'. It was hard to forget you're a teenager after that
It's the warm chocolate goeyness of a brownie combined with the heavenly taste of weed-smell... Why have I never done this before?
Congratulations! We have a period
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