he was uncircumcised...I HAVE NOT YET REACHED THAT SKILL LEVEL OF DICK
We had literally Just finished having sex when he handed me a plan B and said he lied about wearing a condom.
he said no girl had ever swallowed his cum before
he probably also told you he thought u were pretty
I dont know if he should be happy or mad about it but he's too big for a blow job.
Dont ask, hes out back rolling around in the yard freaking out. literally just had a 15 minute conversation, only word i could make out was "yellow"
And yes, in case u were wondering a 25 year old high school agriculture teacher did just hit on me At Walmart bc of my pinata
the guy in the stall next to me, came in, farted, laughed, and proceeded to give himself some sort of hillbilly pep talk that included the phrase "big pussy".
he was grinding on you and dedicated the song "I'm in Love With a Stripper" to you then started taking his own clothes off
Come over and play the Jeter 3000 drinking game. You drink if the commentators say "captain" or "3000". I'll drink if they say "overrated" or "past his prime".
Maybe before the beach I should get a tracking chip in my arm.
June 16th my calendar just says boobietassels....I can only assume that has to do with you
Nothing gets you judged faster than having cum in your hair at the gas station.
id say I'm a pretty good fuck buddy, i didn't even booty call him on his girlfriends birthday
I'm eating captain crunch out of a cup half full of beer so idk
How would your parents feel if we installed a sex swing?
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