16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
Now that Steinbrenner is in heaven he's going to make Jesus cut his hair
Were making a bet for which twin will relapse while in rehab. I'm going for the chubbier one
Hes the only one i know who can talk to a girl for an entire hour abuot the science in starwars and still get laid.
Go ahead. I tried to back up ur budhism story but she mite be catching on
Dammit. I hoped that would work. Just tell her I'm doing my pilgrmidge to Nepal or something.
I think it's a friendship ring and the other part is on his cats collar
Im celebrating the fact that the one guy who has ever denied me has just come out of the closet
We made it a contest to fuck on everything in your room while you were on vacation.
i sound like a 75 year old homeless man that has spent all his panhandling money on cigarettes since he was 12. that rough.
I'd love to sympathize with you but I'm drunk in a mansion
It's okay. My lingerie drawer is skanky enough for the two of us. Even across borders.
Id fuck him but only at his house and he had to stay im bed till i left. He only works upper body. It just creeps me out how tiny his legs are
look on the scale of 1 to the time you hit an old lady with your car chlamydia barely even rates
You're going to replace me with a robot made of heating blankets and a vibrator?
I am literally watching TV with sunglasses on because the brightness hurts my hangover
Randomize
