Sandwiches eeeeeeverywhere.
i learned a valuable lesson last night. sometimes nice girls finish first. twice.
Pre-St Patricks Day Log: Threw up across a 14ft radius, this is why the irish dont drink tequila
i'm so sad bro, I can't get any pussy. I'm so sad
the realtor just took us to a house I had a one night stand in. I feel like it's a sign.
In between when I last wrote and now have screwed a Swiss guy on a hostel bathroom floor. Okay, real life?
let's just say if he has a penis and he hypothetically needs to put it somewhere... i would take care of that for him.
Well, practice makes perfect. Let's start playing Eye of the Tiger and do a blowjob training montage.
Ok well hopefully you're not staging an intervention for me at your place because I'm bringing beers
Shawn wouldn't stop singing about his cock on the ride home that night it freaked my girlfriend out how consistent he was
we were both freshly single and using each other as rebounds. most intense sex I've ever had. i felt like a grizzly bear emerging from hibernation in a whirlwind of sexual fury
I have work in an hour and I'm having trouble with concepts such as 'staying upright' and 'staying conscious'. Tie me to your wrist next time we go out drinking,
I'm beginning a new chapter of my life in which our fridge will always be stocked with jello shots. I'm excited to embark down this road to fruity, semi-solid alcoholism.
this vacation is helping with my sexual bucket list so much. threesome, deaf guy, and outdoor sex all accomplished.
Sorry I bailed on you yesterday. I was propositioned.
And you don't turn down margaritas and oral.
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