We named our party play list daddy issues
capt morgan doesn't hurt if you honestly believe it's golden flavored kool-aid.
KATE. I JUST NOTICED THAT LOWERCASE D'S LOOK LIKE SLIPPERS.
i have a real life question, do ur boyfriends pretend to be vampires ever?
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
I should have taken pre-gaming this lunch date more seriously.
no, i remember trying to staple my nipples together. I just can't figure out where the hell stapler came from.
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
I used that money i stole from the stripper last night to pay for my date tonight.
This is why I can't have Wednesdays.... Or adult decisions.
I wasn't an ass in college so much more like I showed my ass a lot especially during serious beerpong games. You know I don't fuck around when it comes to sports.
I mean you would really have to try to not have fun at a party that doesn't require pants....
she comes in perfect pitch. hook up with more singers.
I spent most of my night in the men's room eating popcorn on the garbage can conversing with strangers pissing
Cookies and nudity, all you need in life
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