you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
Judging by what she did last night, I would say at least 4 of them have mono now.
she just pulled a hulk hogan to make her point. no idea how it helped
Who the hell poured a whole pouch of Capri Sun down my throat last night?
she's doing key bumps of parmesean cheese
Embrace your curves. Cuz we're too poor for a coke habit.
I specialize in how to hang out and party with randoms after you've hooked up with them. Not in feelings.
It's probably not healthy how legit bummed I am that my bottled of wine is gone.
My rule for unemployment is that I can't smoke before noon.
I haven't gotten up before 1 though, so it hasn't really impacted me.
Holy shit I've found my last one night stand in my Gran's knitting club
Clearly I was drunk when I met them I gave them a muffin. But they sure remembered me
I'm serious-it was like trying to deep-throat a minivan.
Told my fifteen year old cousin's friend what to sext his girlfriend last night. He was scarred for life but she fucking loved it.
I just watched an old episode of Daria while eating brownies to cure day drunkness. Clearly I'm winning at adulting today.
I love you as a roommate, but you GOTTA start using the door dude..
Randomize
