Where are I am going home with Ryan
I don't know who this or Ryan is but it is probably too late to talk you out of it
well i just set every background of each phone in the verizon store to my face
I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
and unfortunately for you, hallmark doesnt make a "sorry i was getting a blowie in the backseat of your car while you were driving, projectiled my jizz onto your hand, and caused you to crash" card
what kind of wine goes with anal sex and shame?
Thanks for bailing me out last night guys. it's bullshit that everbeering people at bars is illegal. bitches have no sense of adventure anymore
Just had a shirt made that says "I'm sorry" going to wear it every sat and sun morning for the foreseeable future
Nope. Flying out tonight. Staying with my great aunt who is an ex nun turned hostel owner. Best and likely most dangerous St. Patty's Day to commence in 10 hours. IRELAND!
Be safe. And I hate you.
I cunt my lip shaving. That's not a typo, it's a placement clue
The cop that got shot in the dick is here, let the entertainment begin.
Nothing wrong with a few meaningless hookups. Keeps the mind occupied and the body satisfied
Why are we so great
Like I'm def going to a therapist but I wouldn't change a thing about us except maybe the peeing
Alright if I email the police department asking for my mug shot do you think they will email it to me
My cousin was arrested on a class b felony for selling meth out of the back door of McDonald's where he worked. Apparently it was the extra special sauce.
It was a career choice to be sure... Mistakes were made.
Does fucking him in the back of the car with the sun roof retracted count as star gazing?
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