It was the first time I had seen his penis when it wasnt hard. It just looked so vulnerable and a little bit depressed.
Also...you were trying to touch his balls without him noticing
FUCK YOU CALIFORNIA. YOU DO NOTHING RIGHT. FIRST PROP 8 AND NOW THIS.
I may only be a second year med student but I feel very confident in calling that a micropenis.
I just realised I've never been sober in my apartment
I swear my vagina formed calluses just to deal with how big he is
We found her on the doorstep. Just layin down going, "I made it home!! Aren't you proud??!"
Someone is giving away free yogurt on craigslist. Can I get a ride?
with great strapon comes great responsibility.
I just want to slap everyone in the face that's happy being sober. Loser.
I don't think I've ever been sadder than the way I feel when I finish my meal while I'm high
IT IS NICKEL SHIT NIGHT
*shot. Why
I've never met a penis that didn't think I was awesome.
I'm fine. Heading home now...crying. Michael Bolton totally understands me!
The bartender remember my drink from last sat. I think we just became drocals...drunk. locals.
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