38 yer olds are good kisserssss
it hurts more in the daytime
Fuck the gym. I just shaved m'cooch and my pants now fit looser.... Dont judge me.
They're all gay and their wifi network is named HOMOS. I want to live with these people.
he literaly had industrial grade plastic underneth his blankets
the fact that we had sex in the dining hall makes it seem so much more like home.
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
Well we're either getting a bunny or I'm getting you pregnant in about 12 days.
Hey, I'm renting a storage locker for the summer to keep all my bondage shit in so my parents don't see it. You wanna split on it for your all your weed shit?
It's a noodle incident. All I can say is that it was completely accidental, no one was too seriously injured, and I'm not allowed back to that bar without a designated pusher for my wheelchair.
Lets just say I tried to pinky promise the cop... So I was fucked up.
So I've decided that blue balls for lesbians is rainbow balls and the struggle is real
I made a booty call at 3:30 am on a Monday... I think I just became the ultimate female fuckboy. I don't know whether to be ashamed or get myself a trophy.
My eye was non-stop itchy for like an hour... I thought burying my face in your ass caught up with me
You peed on a flamingo?!?
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