I hate all girls vehemently.
Shiiiit I think I'm getting sick. probably had something to do with the fact that i shared my mouth with everyone last night.
Wait. That came out far sluttier than I intended.
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
We left the window open. My vibrators funeral is at 2ish.....bring a side dish or some shit.
Went to anytime fitness at 3:34 am drunk after the the bar and getting whataburger. Lifted weights with my cheeseburger between my knees. That's called DEDICATION.
sitting in my room in a shopping cart. they couldnt get my legs out of the holes. i want breakfast.
Steve is gonna hang his bear rug on the wall because he doesn't trust us not to have sex on it...
At least you got some premium homework time. Still drinking vodka from a coffee cup?
I switched to water. When the numbers get blurry you are no longer being productive.
She has an inverted nipple. She told to play with the normal one until the other one pops up.
Walk of shame: Easter Edition. He is risen.
Although now I have "number of cheese slices" as a unit of boob measurement in my head.
A man can only lie in bed watching COPS for so long before he wants to do things that can lead him to starring on the show.
Smoking a bowl and ordering Dominos, you want in on either, both, or none?
So, I've discovered that I'm approximately 70% nicer to my mother when I've had an orgasm in the last 48 hours. It's science.
I've got two reasons for you to come over later and one of them is pierced.
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