Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
I hid a 6pack in the microwave for later
I knew I liked you
"Shots" has been nominated for a grammy. Now all of the US has sunken to our level...
Would you like to blur the lines between friendship and lesbianism tonight?
I'm also glad were at the point in our friendship where my vagina talking to you isn't weird
frozen drink friday is suspended until further notice
So I think before Superbowl weekend begins we should all take a look back on last year and learn from our pitfalls... AKA no touchdown shots and kitchen crying.
Sober now. I'm really glad I didn't try to make out with that guy who has a pregnant fiance
I just saw a herd of slutty loofahs run down the street...
Best part of Friday afternoon drinking? Having ping pong balls thrown into my cleavage.
I spent a lot of time in their kitchen cause I was convinced that the living room was gonna fall... Sorry for not warning you about that.
I was the girl at the bar last night passing out free condoms and making sure everyone knew how to use them to keep the population down
Her instagram is literally selfies, cats, and guys she's fucked.
That's pretty intense. There aren't many people I would pick over a burrito
he was spending his time trying to use emojis to court a 19 year old, I can’t really take that seriously no matter how hot a dude is
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