There are traffic cones in the living room. One of them is yours.
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
I convinced her san diego was a state. all the proof I needed was saying, why do they call it san diego state university?
We fucked standing up with my right leg over his shoulder. Thank you mom and dad for having once enrolled me in gymnastics. It has finally paid off
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
If I had a motorized wheelchair, I'd just chase the squirrels on campus all day.
I finally got her to squirt but it wasnt a stream, it came out in the form of mist. I felt like I was in rainforest cafe.
I just want a better ending for myself. Not walking around with one sock on and my bush hanging out.
I walked home with an awkward asain couple. There was a language barrier but I think we're friends now.
I just sneezed and it made my entire body ache. Hungover is an understatement
Drank a beer through my butt, how's your initiation going?
I'll be visiting the rave tower. Prepare your finest boxed wines for my consumption.
You can't just say "I scored us a potential threesome" and then not text me back.
No way hahaha I have zero intention of adding him I wanna just join in on a three some but mostly just be there for moral support and snacks
So I totally had sex In a teepee last night at that wedding reception.
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