I still think their baby is ugly. I also still think it's yours.
therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
Why can't I find a man that likes bush instead of a vagina that looks like it belongs to a prepubescent child!
Because men are children
Touche
They just gave us root beer floats. I guess I won't quit my job today.
blow job with a beer in the shower, I just created the ultimate day spa for dudes
There is a girl in bio drinking beer out of a starbucks cup with a straw
nothing like celebrating the fact that you're not a father by trying to impregnate other women
Omg I'm so stupid. All the peoples fb status that said "spain" I thought they were all going to spain.......
Just so you know I would totally fuck you. Does that count as a feeling?
Part of my whole not being a slut anymore involves not giving other peoples boyfriends blowjobs
So what's the verdict on pumpkin smoothies with vodka? I puked.
Well, it was good.. One step forward for my vaj.. One giant leap backwards for my integrity.
id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
I woke up with a meat pie in my hand and my mouth tasting like an ashtray. I'm a catch, really!
Dropped the bowl in the litter box. But it landed face up. What do I do?
Randomize
