I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
Im not sure if he just tripped or was star gazing, but i gave him head anyway.
it got awkward when the only couple not hooking up was just watching..
He was standing in the front door with a kareoke machine yelling at the neighbors as the unloaded their van
Seriously this night has "go home now before you cry, puke or scream on someone" written all over it.
We were naked in bed for hours and we didn't have sex. Either he's gay or he wants to respect me. Neither of which I approve of.
She is wasted and this random lady got her to suckle milk from her tit
I like to take my ritalin one pill at a time with each pill spaced out a couple minutes so I feel like I'm going super saiyan when they kick in.
I got my little bro high for the first time... Turns out the two of us stoned together is a mess. We spent 10 minutes trying to communicate with each other using just our eyebrows.
He's not actually Jewish. Turns out he just wears the yarmulke to cover his bald spot.
He left in the middle of the night, he left his shoes behind and stole my doc martens..size 6 female. Wtf?
So what's the moral standing on reading gay porn on your phone whilst sitting next to your 87 year old Grandma?
You can not love someone based on who they were when they were 9. Does he know how many dicks I've sucked since then?
Drunk me left sober me a shower beer in expectation of Hurricane Harvey. Drunk me is the best.
"Plot twist... I'm straight."
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