I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! Live in the flesh!
You look at her and you just know the only action she's gotten is from her tampon..
she was puking red wine out the car window, telling me about how shes joining weight watchers tomorrow, not okay.
Needless to say they were not happy to find out that we braided their hair together, when one of them woke up needing to puke bad
Luckily my prof thought I was puking from nerves and gave me motivational mini speeches the entire final.
Well girls crying gets you hard so you're not really a good standard to me
found a better reason to procrastinate than the usual sunday-don't-give-no-fucks. literally every one of my textbooks is soaked in captain. can't turn a page without gagging.
i was giving head the other day and thought of your all penis tastes the same quote and couldnt stop laughing
By the way, just opened the browser on my phone for the first time today... And it was it the "images" section of "who invented ass fucking"
So thanks for that
We did it in the bar bathroom and the bathroom attendant sold us a condom. I love Nashville
I think I heard my penis growl. Wanna do lunch?
You know it's bad when I'm eating a cold chicken breast alone in bed 😕
I Woke up still tied to the bed. I would say, it was a good night!
If you're gonna show up unannounced on hangover day, you better have coffee doughnuts and a boner
Why does my mask smell like doritoes?
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