In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
right before he busted, he moaned the british are coming.
only on the fourth of july.
What hospital were we in last night? Insurance needs to know
She's legit crying about wanting more sex. Holy shit.
Taped crackers to the wall. Sat I'n the dryer. Bobby had to pull me out by my hair. No more.
just peed on the 7/11 floor and casually left. Omg so drunk
I like to think of them as justice herpes. She cheats on me and gets more than she bargained for.
Showed up 2 hours late and still drunk nobody gave me a high five. This intership is bullshit.
When I told him he could take naked pics of me, did I really need to specify that he could not email them to my brother's friends for bragging rights?
You said that when your ex gave you a blowjob her mouth was like velvet
She gatecrashed the wedding and managed to get an invite to the open bar reception. Lucky bitch
You puked on yourself, then demanded to take shower. In which you kept saying "its raining"
so dehydrated I couldn't fill the pee cup to the right line for my drug test for school. I was like sorry it was my birthday yesterday
you put your keys in the fridge so you wouldn't forget your yoohoo
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