Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
so now she's a stripper
can't say i'm surprised
just found more coke in my pocket. i love not washing my jeans after every individual use.
Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
You remember that guy Joey? The pastors son that plays Jesus every year?
Yeah?
Stuck it in his pooper.
did you know that snuggie is the perfect anti-freak out aid for stoners? it weighs you down so you can't go anywhere. just sit there and enjoy the movie, that's right.
lets just use each other and get past this awkward stage. forget my name.
Just had to find a way to explain to the border patrol that we were coming into canada "for about a half hour to have one last under 21 drink before kendals birthday at midnight." He said ok and told us where the closest bar was. Nice man.
You are like a vicious sex animal persistently seeking prey
I thought i lost my bra, but when i went back to help clean it was hanging up on the wall
Just so you know, classy bitches change the morning after in a CVS bathroom.
My heart is swelling with pride right now. I fucking love you.
Also, there's the possibility of falling 5 feet to your death to make it more exciting
In which case I will yell FIVE SECOND RULE and continue to slam you
I just got my beard fondled by a drunk chick outside the venue. I feel slightly violated. And I think her boyfriend wanted to fight me.
You were more fun when you didn't have morals.
Dude, you fell into a tree, and both of the tables, AND the window well... Resilient aren't you?
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