Honestly I wish you never came into my life. I know I don't want you. But I keep trying to get you back bc of the memories
I don't see you I see the memories. All the time
Just threw up off a chairlift. my life is now complete.
Walk of shame... his parents made me go to church with them first. in my club top sweat pants and slippers. i just slapped god in the face
Considering he believes im part of the 2016 us curling team id say hes pretty drunk
I drank myself into bisexuality again.
Did you guys have sex yet? And don't worry, I broke the ice already by sending this to both of you. So you can just jump right into it. You're welcome.
after the shots you kept on yelling "this is for the dreamers"
Only you would have to block the fucking governor of Tennessee from reading your tweets
The cop let me finish my J before he cuffed me. Coolest arresting officer ever.
Day 1 of the Fuck Your Ex weekend has been productive. Already boned Steph and we're both still glad we arnt together anymore.
i feel like when you brought up the possibility of you getting pregnant the sexting is over
Update. A gay dude just told me I'm the most beautiful thing with a vagina he as ever seen. How should I feel about this?
Dude respond to my evite. You're either coming to the orgy or not.
I'm sitting on your porch drinking wine from the bottle. Just so your new neighbors know what kind of people are in the neighborhood
My fuck buddy and I talked about Amelia Bedilia for ten minutes before having sex. I think I'm in love.
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