Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
benefit of terrorism--they won't let you buy random one way plane tickets to random parts of the country for no reason nonmatter how high you are.
Literally he has the smallest penis I've ever felt since 8th grade.
just saw way to many penises for it being 5 o'clock on a thursday
I AM SAFE. EVERYTHING IS FOG. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED.
Just saw out breathalyzer tubes from last night on the side of the road. Glad the cop let us know that they are biodegradable
After a couple hours you decided you were going to walk home but ten minutes later you called and said you'd puked by the side of the road and you needed us to drive you to the art museum.
Beautiful wedding. Beautiful bride. I got shitfaced. Came home and ate two corndogs. I'm still single.
At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
It's just unfortunate. She's a 28 year old woman who looks as if a pelican and ET had a baby. With braces.
Medically speaking as your gynecologist and your girlfriend, that is not a rash.
And we're breaking up
I just got a job offer for Australia. Unfortunately I have given the name of Whitney
How early is too early to start drinking when studying for the bar?
I'm all about clean living these days
You started your day with fried chicken and a bloody
... after you woke up in your own urine
I'm with the cops, Trish's gay husband stabbed himself and is framing her for attempt of murder and I'm dressed 4 the club I'm wearing leather pants leather jacket leather boots and black club top. Embarrassed
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