just to let you know I saw you texting some Kim chick, and facebook saying she's ugly... good job you're gay now
I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
What do you think it is?
It's a boy. I know it. She always manages to have a cock inside her somehow.
using blue streamers we found on the bathroom floor was probably not the best substitute for toilet paper.
Please don't be alarmed by the blood on my arms and phone in the morning. It's not mine.
i can't understand anything he's saying. But he spells alcohol right everytime so i deciphered it.
crossing my fingers that hitting golf balls off my pourch was a dream and not something that actaculy happened
I just found out that my husband and I are Eskimo siblings. What in the actual fuck?!
I never thought I would be saying these words but...when did David Spade get hot?
hell or highwater he WILL get a blowjob in the hammock before the end of summer.
I'll do my best. he just keeps yelling beer and doing dick helicopters
I don't want to be drunk any more. Can you hit the off switch?
I'm not wearing pants, but I'm wearing a tiara.
We will discuss everything tomorrow i presume. Including the sweaty naked tango.
He’s older
Like “has a job and pays his bills” older or “still watches porn on DVD because he can’t figure out the Internet” older?
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