i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
how bad would it be if i made his twitter my home page?
At least they aren't charging us for the broken diving board...
Remember middle school health class where we used to say that when we lost our vcards we would be on the pill, using a condom, and have had our partners tested first? We were so optimistic.
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
...oh my god that's like anal suicide
I'm aware. I'm writing the eulogy for my colon as we speak.
Someday, but I will be heavily drugged and there will be no dolphins.
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
What's your ideal size in a man?
I just asked if you could cover my shift tomorrow......
I was hooking up with this girl last night and she's on top of me with "Flux Pavilion - I can't stop" grinding in the background and I thought "Holy shit I'm going to do a lot of Molly this semester."
It was awful. He had a wife
And now you've had a year of virgin penance. Absolve yourself.
Have you seen him ? Seriously. No one is that straight.
Idk if I should be worried or amused that my autocorrect changes the word STD to DTF.
I don’t know what he is but he sure can suck a lollipop.
hi, I love you... and I'm sorry your floor is covered in popcorn, your cabinet is broken, all your alcohol is gone, you're 80 dollars poorer, everything in your bedside table is soaked in beer, austin slept in your bed in those disgusting underwear, I made out with your toilet seat, and for talking to your mom with a four loko in my hand
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