That ginger could cleveland steamer me and it would still be the best day of my life
i was so drunk that i ate a carrot out of her guiena pig's cage and thought it was normal
We just described beer as "big boy apple juice" to his 2 year old.
You are the patron saint of my drinking problem.
theres a difference between trying to make someone happy and letting them fuck you in the ass
shes a 6ft ginger. she brings nothing to the table except for awkwardness
Make this decision based on your love for dick - NOT based on the fact that its probably one of the worst things you've ever thought of doing
I woke up at 5:47 in the morning to you peeing on my parents bedroom floor. I think we've established that you have a limit .
for real. if he messaged me that i'd have made his penis cower in a corner.
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
Whatever. I have his dick. Haha how many girls can say they have a dildo replica of a guy they were seeing
You have to just make a conscious effort not to make out with people when he's around if you want to keep him in your life?
Knew i was going to puke. So i grabed a bowl out of the kitcken in the dark before bed...Ended up puking into a spaghetti strainer...
Im bringing my light up rubber ducky just in case we end up at a rave tonight. HE CHANGES COLOR!
We've been taking shots, cranking Marilyn Manson, and eating your bacon. Your kid is probably ruined.
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