My milkshake brings 85 to 90 percent of the boys to the yard
My 3rd grade teacher, who was also my fav, thought i was in prison. That seriously upsets me.
You deserve yourself a blunt and a build a bear.
Judging by what's in the bathroom right now, I see you graced us with your presence last night.
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
She can drink whiskey without a chaser and has a fridge full of whipped cream. Girlfriend potential
I just witnessed my first non cocain induced sunrise in five years.
Not my cup of tea
Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
I'm petty sure you said "hold on let me make my nipples hard, they look better"
I resisted the urge to announce that it looks like a big crystal butt plug
Just shaved my crotch so I could call it the bald eagle. Happy 4th.
Woke up in bushes at UT didn't know I was Austin last night
I'm really glad I had vomit on my sweater when I met his sister.
He just flipped the beer pong table and set the ceiling fan on fire things are about to get crazy
When he pulled out it sounded like a balloon deflating
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