"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
If u were an xman, what would ur power be? I would shoot lasers from my boobs.
ive got a scarf tied around my face holding bags of hashbrowns to it, im too boss to care
Ps I just used the "If you give a mouse a cookie" defense in a real life situation. Suck it
I know. It was just so disappointing. I almost made it. And now the "when's the last time you peed your pants" clock has restarted. Lol
I stopped him mid keg stand to show him how cute my bra was...
honestly my period and I are just as surprised to see each other every month
I just want you to know when I bang him in the back of my car later I'll have pony by ginuwine on repeat
How dare you not respond to me after opening up a picture of my bare breasts
Why does everyone always assume I'm fucking their boyfriends?
You are fucking her boyfriend.
I'm going to be such a slut in Europe I've already decided
Send me dick pics. We'll make a scrap book
Remember I am not doing blow tonight. I REPEATE NO COCAINE unless I do it with your mom
Can you explain the Transformers set up for battle in my living room?
Sex. Target parking lot. I really am the mayor.
youll appreciate my drinking habit one day...
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