Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
i just walked in on my sister drunkenly sobbing to sarah mclachlan. its time for an intervention.
didn't that happen to you last weekend?
shut up.
I called Tyra Banks a whore to her face. A sure sign I should go home. Instead I went to the gay bar.
you were so drunk you slurred your pauses
just did the walk of shame by his grandma. what the fuck is an old lady doing up at six am?
You told him your wedding ring was part of your costume. not okay!!
It just feels wrong masturbating with my neighbor's cat in my apartment
haha it staarrted out with just getting drunk then it turned into sports authority. So now im 4th or 5th in line and shit faced. Help me
Next time when I try to seductively eat onion rings while drunk remind me of tonight.
I actually enjoy jerking off to her facebook more than I enjoy actually fucking her. Just something with our generation
Well if he truly loves me he will just have to accept my flaws. And that includes a tequila dependency and borderline lesbianism.
We were eating hotdog buns dipped in French onion dip in lawn chairs at 4am. That drunk
Drinking, I should not. Got here I don't know. Still drunk, I am. At courtneys.
Less adorably, the dog stared me down, yelping, while I gave him a morning blowie.
This is worse than naked and afraid. This is drunk and confused.
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