You should dream of me :)
I'm going to dream of single life.
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
i just looked at my contacts and realized i saved the pizza hut girl's number as "fckucin pizza" the other night.
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
his penis was like watching paranormal activity your very hyped up to see it but you think it might be very scary and in the end you didnt really see anything at all
i woke up with a wedding ring drawn on my finger...if this was vegas id be worried
There's a hand-carved wooden bong in my backpack, and i really wish i could remember last night now.
still finding ketchup in my shoes. thanks to graduation that is probably the last time ill ever say that..
Most violent shit of my life. New Years resolution of eating better is already kicking me in the face.
Only sluts go out in this weather carpe diem boys
Will it make you feel better if we wear the title of dysfunctional fucking roommates? It requires monogamy unless we want to bang someone together.
It's 4/20 of course I'm going to smoke in the portapotty and be ripped outta my mind at the lung cancer walk.
I say I hate my boss but I find myself jerking off to him more and more with each passing day
He told me he was my brother roommate in college after we fucked, but already knew that so I had pretend I didn't know that.. like how I pretended I finished. 2/10
I’m a lady. I promise I won’t oogle your junk when we go skinny dipping.
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