Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
She was lying in bed moaning while eating a Snickers and masturbating.
i cant remember past the part when we filled his tub with skittles.
ugh... I can't wait for campus to get back. Then everyone will have other things to try to have sex with besides me.
Please tell me why your entire hallway smells like microwaved condoms.
Breaking up as roommates was a poor life decision. I'm sorry. Thank you for never shitting on the floor.
His cuteness will no longer contol my vagina
I'm a college student and my dad gets more ass than I do..... do you see a problem here?
Is "I want you to destroy my insides" too forward?
I just put Gatorade in my wine, cause electrolytes, you know.
I'M SORRY THIS WAS SEXTING AND I MADE IT SERIOUS.
My throat is burning
Thats because you proceeded to drink the salsa because you thought it was alcohol...dumbass
This is the third time this month a guy I’m not dating has dumped me. How is this even possible???
i’n just gonna forge ahead, gag reflex be DAMNED.
It’s so white trash that I almost have to have it.
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